Here's a cautionary tale about how you shouldn't start bedazzling your Styrofoam Halloween Skull at midnight, accidentally get a tiny bit high on the shoe goo you so brilliantly decided to use and end up being wide awake all night having panic attacks about bribing people for their perfect apartment, spiders near your bits, buying a couch, and making thank you cards. I know, right? Also, listening to Outkast's masterpeice, 'Hey Ya' 400 times.