(Julia is pregnant.)
Me: Bake something gender-y in a cake and make everyone eat it until they find the thing!
Julia: I'll make it a bacon and anchovies cake! It will be huge!!
Me: Serve penis or vagina shaped pasta!
Julia: Do they have vagina pasta?
Me: I don't know. Just use elbow or something with a hole in it. Lauren suggests a pie eating contest. I think she just wants pie.
Julia: She is so selfish! This is about ME and MAH BABAY.
Me: Dye your hair the appropriate color!!
Julia: Maybe I'll take a picture of Sloan's penis and my vagina and post the picture around the house according to what it is!
Me: Genital shaped foods!
Me: Lauren says play gender themed music.
Lauren: Like..."Hey guuuuurl"
Me: Peh heh hehe. You know songs that go..."hey guuuurl"?!
Julia: Girls just wanna have fun!
Julia: Lets hear it for the boy!
Lauren: Pin the genitals on the baby!!
Me: WHOA. We are working on a whole 'nother level.
Julia: Oh Jesus.
Me: Genital shaped cookies!
Lauren: Do they have vagina cookie cutters?
Me: You could totally just freehand a vagina.