Loves her husband.
Super nice ass.
A supplier of magazines and sound advice.
Offends pretty much everyone.
The first time I met Julia, she was eating salami.
I went to Savers with her the other day and this is how it went...
Me: This is nice.
Julia: Yeah, now imagine it covered in glitter.
Julia: Covered in glitter.
Me: This thing.
Julia: COVERED IN GLITTER
Me: Ceramic squirrel.