Feb: *ipod finger shuffle* uh hu.
Me: Are there pictures?? I wanna see pictures.
Feb: Yep. *ipod game playing face*
Me: what does it say?!
Feb: ummm...... ok. Does it swell and then emit yellow liquid?
Me: er, no. (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
I want to see pictures!
Feb: (what is wrong with you??) You look, I don't want to see this.
Me: *eyes scan screen with delight and disgust* WHAT IS THAT?? IS THAT A BUTT? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Feb: Yeah. That's a butt.
Me: *whimper, sigh* ok, i'm done being gross. I promise i'll try to stop talking about