7/24/10

BODY: stomach cramp headache bruise bruise flesh cut
ME: Do work please?
BODY: NO. TIRED
ME: You should feel good. Sweet Ramona and Beezus, you're only 21!
BODY: swear words
ME: swear words PRODUCE SOME HORMONES DAMNIT
BODY: no
ME: regulate something?
BODY: no
ME: prevent cancer?
BODY: remember that time you fell down the stairs?
ME: no
BODY: good
ME: what?
BODY: remember that time things happened to you last year?
ME: no
BODY: remember what happened on the winter solstice?
ME: um
BODY: good
ME: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
BODY: nothing
ME: EXACTLY
BODY: i hate you

1 comment:

Julia said...

...regulate something? teehee, my fave.