ME: Do work please?
BODY: NO. TIRED
ME: You should feel good. Sweet Ramona and Beezus, you're only 21!
BODY: swear words
ME: swear words PRODUCE SOME HORMONES DAMNIT
ME: regulate something?
ME: prevent cancer?
BODY: remember that time you fell down the stairs?
BODY: remember that time things happened to you last year?
BODY: remember what happened on the winter solstice?
ME: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
BODY: i hate you