The only thing I ever say when shopping.

I would totally buy that if it were black.

Things I have finished over the past four days:

1. One batch of sticky buns 2. Season one of True Blood 3. One loaf of pumpkin bread

We are so punk. Ugh.

I think I'm hilarious. 

*Russell walks into room eating a roll wrapped around a baked potato*
Me: What. The. HELL ARE YOU EATING?
Russell: A bachelor's piroshki.
Me: Oh... I want some.

Christmas songs with boobs in the title.

1. Jingle Boob Rock 2. Rudolph The Red Nosed Boob 3. God Breast Ye Merry Gentlemen 4. Boobie The Snowman 5. Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Boob 6. What Boob Is This? 7. Good Boob Wenceslas 8. It Came Upon A Midnight Boob 9. I Saw Three Boobs 10. Joy To The Boob 11. While Shepherds Watched Their Boobs 11. Oh Little Boob Of Bethlehem 12. Silent Boob 13. Up On The Boob Top 14. We Three Boobs Of Orient Are 15. Little Drummer Boob 16. It's The Most Wonderful Boob Of The Year 17. Silver Boobs 17. Tits Begining To Look A Lot Like Christmas. 18. Carol Of The Boobs

Things Russell has said while making out...
"I just want to tear you to pieces."
"You look so good in the dark."
"eeee    rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

Look at this hotness.

You guys sick of wedding stuff yet?? Too bad. Here's more.

Ugh. So over each other.

Haha oh Russell you SLAY me.

That's passion. We for real love each other.

My loan sharks. They're really good guys.

Thanks to ESB and company and my mother-in-law, I decided to make a bouquet last minute.
It had coffee beans in it(those pink things). We met in a coffee shop. Cute, right?

GLITTAH IN ACTION. Borrowed salon magazines.

Gold cake. Door to sub space. Daniel Craig. Admiral Adama lost his cupcake. 

Tom Waits. Dan Savage. Poodle. Maria Bamford.

Sloan. 

Stanley. My best skull. Our love sandwich. Russell's the one who took a bite.

In the bathroom.

Alley entrance. 

I'm a little ashamed of how much I loved having a bouquet. Can I carry one around all the time?

I take dancing very seriously.

Eric.

I'll be Uma, you be John. 

I loved this guy.

Walking to the ceremony spot.

We put a sandwich together. You know...like when people pour sand together? Or light a candle?

Jon the majestic. 

Russell says I look like a lonely heroine here. Or that I'm lonely and on heroine. Not sure which. 

Kristopher Orr. You are a rock star. Thanks for not calling me a creepy weirdo to my face. You do lovely work. www.kristopherorr.com